David Bridges
On Monday, August 29, the official “She-Hulk” Twitter account tweeted, “4,000 likes and we’ll leak some of the haikus #EmilBlonsky wrote in jail.” Fans quickly smashed (no pun intended) that goal with over 60,000 likes, so the account started posting what have to be some of the worst haikus ever written. A few highlights include the incredibly moving “To the world I am/ an abomination but/ to me I’m Emil” and the heartbreaking “Abomination/ Or Rehabilitation/ Who are we to judge?”
Fans are certain to get a laugh or two out of these utterly breathtaking works of art, each of which is nearly as much of an abomination as Blonsky himself. Although these comedic poems are very much in line with the wacky humor we’ve come to expect thus far in “She-Hulk,” perhaps the funniest part of this whole thread is the reveal that Blonsky actually did write haikus in that little book of his.
Mason Thompson
Sophie Langley
