“[I] wake up in the morning, look at my phone to get a million messages … It’s almost like every day you wake up and you’re like punched in the stomach,” says poor Mark Zuckerberg, the billionaire who as a Harvard student came up with a way for students to punch, er, rate women on his newly developed hot-or-not FaceMash-turned-Facebook platform. Maybe he can heal his punch wounds relaxing on his 1,500-acre property in Kauai that he snatched up — a purchase that entailed punching, er, suing hundreds of local Hawaiian landowners in the process.

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