Paris protesters are prepared for a defecation demonstration … claiming they will poop within the famed Seine to show simply how disgusting it’s!

Social media users are speaking on-line a few large-scale plan to defecate within the river after France’s President Emmanuel Macron and Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo claimed it was protected sufficient to swim in.

This is the deal … a pair months in the past water charity Surfrider Basis Europe claimed it had examined the water within the Seine a number of occasions over the course of six months from September 2023 to March 2024 and claims they discovered a surprising quantity of micro organism within the water.

In response, Macron, Hidalgo and different officers mentioned they’d within the water and go for a swim to show how protected it’s … and, many began joking they need to flip the river right into a latrine to show their level.

Welp … it appears the joke’s gotten a bit out of hand — ‘trigger now there is a website including a calculator to help people figure out what time to leave their droppings in the river so it will flow into Paris at noon tomorrow if they live in the countryside.

Plus, influencers are talking about the protest like it’s really going to go down … and, they’re including snaps of the Seine which we gotta say does look pretty dang green.

Of course, this comes just weeks before the Paris Olympics … which has open water swim events scheduled to go through the river. BTW, many in the city are pissed the Olympics are happening at all — so, this may end up being a catch-all protest for pissed-off Parisians.